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THE VERNONS VAULT [entire catalog of recordings]

by The Vernons

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Im coming to stab you im coming to rape you im coming to hate you i just fucking hate you you're such a poor bitch i dont want none of it I dont want none of it I dont want none of it mmmm she says i got a problem rolling down my legs to my feet i dont know what she means CHORUS mmmm she says i gotta wait my turn she said i got some things some things to learn well i think that we're stupid i think we're just dumb I dont care what they're thinkin I just wanna grab my gun and blow my fuckin brains out all over your face I'll just fucking hate you till the end of my day mmmmm i know what you're talking bout yeah, and i dont want none of it CHORUS I dont care anymore i dont care anymore
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Army Life 05:30
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About It 03:36
Afraid to spill red wine on her white dress I ordered her some bleach, to clean up the mess. Its been so many years and you haven't aged a day I've been trying too hard, finding another way. plus i get inspired by the misery and pain i get inspired by the blood that runs through your veins i get inspired by the poetry words in vain if it happened once before, it could easily happen again we had to feel it out just to let it out the room was getting heavy so I had to get out X2 I ended up calling you later on that night you told me about your struggles you told me about your fight you told me about your old man who beats you well let me show you how a real man can treat you.
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Arraigned 03:40
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Being Alone 09:52
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Best Cuts 03:01
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Words improvised by Machete Maxwell & Stephen M. Sauer
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Words improvised by Machete Maxwell & Stephen M. Sauer
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The boy can't help her in any way at all. In any way, shape, or form.
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Baltimore (free) 04:30
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Braves Yams 02:58
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Be Alone 03:08
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Came & Went 03:46
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Care To Know 03:04
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Da Da Jam 02:59
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Days Go By 04:50
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way up high in the mountains the good lord gonna help you pray, way up high in the mountains, the good lord gonna take you away, dont go down to the valley, devil gonna make you stay.X 3 way up high in the mountains preacher will baptize you, he will wash away your sins for jesus to accept you. if you go down to the valley, devil gonna make you stay. X 3
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Dynamite 03:12
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East Juarez 03:38
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Frifday Fun 06:42
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Fossil 04:32
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Green Nights 03:20
Green Night
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Geographica 03:17
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Gabuex 04:11
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Got Away 04:29
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Go Home 04:37
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Green Nights 03:20
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Programmed/sequenced: Brave Instrumentation: Brave
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Hard To Do 03:55
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Heartache 03:06
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Head Hunting 03:21
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How Much 01:45
how much, how much? how much, how much? how much, how much? how much, how much? you, will never know. you, will never know. How How how much you'll never know. how much? you'll never know. How How
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In America 03:40
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Jillian 05:05
Jillian, from Reno. When I was passin through. you took me in. Selling your body, for money. Is it earned, or is it borned? Who am I kiddin? I'm the tramp. Take the garbage back to the power plant. Jillian, we said we wouldn't give eachother much to carry on. (Cry) Jillian, here's my troubles do what you can do with them. If I ever get able, able to pay this debt that I owe, in Reno. Jillian, we couldn't give eachother much to carry on. (Cry) [Machine Gun Maxy freestyle] (Cry)
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Jeffrey 03:33
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Knock 04:25
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Kombucha 04:17
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Mr. Z 01:53
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Naked 03:40
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No Not Me 02:48
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Now Days 04:05
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Off To Do 04:31
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Papa Died Sunday (free) 04:37
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Raincoats 06:27
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Same Old Me 05:05
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Sexy Thang 04:53
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Should Be 04:48
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Sick All Day 02:53
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Talk To Me 03:53
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about

THE VERNONS

The original concept was from award-winning producer Blind Unkle Vernon. The idea was to put together the 4 most well-established "bass ass" musicians who were currently living in Portland, OR. A group of All-Stars, if you will. After a two-year-long talent search via the local press/word of mouth around the music scene, it became clear the distinct styles of only 4 people would perfectly coincide into a unique sound and style of their own. The musical direction would be clear from this point on.
Each member being a respectable multi instrumentalist/ singer/ songwriter/ producer in their own right, all had a reputable fanbase and past successes on their own. The 4 chosen members are:

Kevin "Brave" H.
Jakob "Other" V.
Stephen "Show" S.
Vernon "Unkle" W.

After being briefed, they soon all agreed to partake in this project and were sent to live in a small house in inner SE Portland with a recording studio built by Vernon in the basement. Giving them all the creative freedom to see what music they could create.
Now, ladies and gentlemen... here - for the first & only time - is what they came up with...

credits

released February 20, 2020

Kevin "Brave" H. - All Instruments, Vox, engineering
Jakob "Other" V. - All instruments, engineering, mixing
Stephen "Show" S. - All instruments, vox
Vernon "Unkle" W. - All instruments, vox, engineering, mixing

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The Vernons Portland, Oregon

THE VERNONS:

KevIn "Brave"
Jakob "Other"
Stephen "Show"
Vernon "Unkle"

With each band member having established notoriety in their own respect, together they re-located themselves into a small house in N Portland with a recording studio in the basement. All these songs were made in a span of 4 years.

Now, ladies & gentlemen - for the first (& only) time - This is what they came up with:
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