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THE VERNONS VAULT [all recordings]

by The Vernons

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Im coming to stab you im coming to rape you im coming to hate you i just fucking hate you you're such a poor bitch i dont want none of it I dont want none of it I dont want none of it mmmm she says i got a problem rolling down my legs to my feet i dont know what she means CHORUS mmmm she says i gotta wait my turn she said i got some things some things to learn well i think that we're stupid i think we're just dumb I dont care what they're thinkin I just wanna grab my gun and blow my fuckin brains out all over your face I'll just fucking hate you till the end of my day mmmmm i know what you're talking bout yeah, and i dont want none of it CHORUS I dont care anymore i dont care anymore
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Army Life 05:30
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About It 03:36
Afraid to spill red wine on her white dress I ordered her some bleach, to clean up the mess. Its been so many years and you haven't aged a day I've been trying too hard, finding another way. plus i get inspired by the misery and pain i get inspired by the blood that runs through your veins i get inspired by the poetry words in vain if it happened once before, it could easily happen again we had to feel it out just to let it out the room was getting heavy so I had to get out X2 I ended up calling you later on that night you told me about your struggles you told me about your fight you told me about your old man who beats you well let me show you how a real man can treat you.
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Arraigned 03:40
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Being Alone 09:52
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Best Cuts 03:01
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Words improvised by Machete Maxwell & Stephen M. Sauer
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Words improvised by Machete Maxwell & Stephen M. Sauer
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The boy can't help her in any way at all. In any way, shape, or form.
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Baltimore (free) 04:30
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Braves Yams 02:58
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Be Alone 03:08
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way up high in the mountains the good lord gonna help you pray, way up high in the mountains, the good lord gonna take you away, dont go down to the valley, devil gonna make you stay.X 3 way up high in the mountains preacher will baptize you, he will wash away your sins for jesus to accept you. if you go down to the valley, devil gonna make you stay. X 3
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Dynamite 03:12
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East Juarez 03:38
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Frifday Fun 06:42
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Green Nights 03:20
Green Night
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Geographica 03:17
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Got Away 04:29
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Go Home 04:37
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Programmed/sequenced: Brave Instrumentation: Brave
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Hard To Do 03:55
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Heartache 03:06
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Head Hunting 03:21
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How Much 01:45
how much, how much? how much, how much? how much, how much? how much, how much? you, will never know. you, will never know. How How how much you'll never know. how much? you'll never know. How How
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In America 03:40
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Jillian 05:05
Jillian, from Reno. When I was passin through. you took me in. Selling your body, for money. Is it earned, or is it borned? Who am I kiddin? I'm the tramp. Take the garbage back to the power plant. Jillian, we said we wouldn't give eachother much to carry on. (Cry) Jillian, here's my troubles do what you can do with them. If I ever get able, able to pay this debt that I owe, in Reno. Jillian, we couldn't give eachother much to carry on. (Cry) [Machine Gun Maxy freestyle] (Cry)
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Naked 03:40
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Now Days 04:05
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about

The initial concept for this project originated from the award-winning producer, Blind Unkle Vernon. The idea was to form a supergroup of the four most prominent, diverse, and skilled “bad ass” musicians currently residing in Portland, Oregon. This group of All-Stars was the product of a two-year-long talent search via local press and word of mouth around the music scene. After careful consideration, it was clear that the distinct styles of only four individuals possessed the complementary styles necessary to create this unique
sound. From this point on, the musical direction was clear.


Each member was a respectable multi-instrumentalist, singer, songwriter, and producer in their own right, with a reputable fanbase and past successes. The four chosen members were Kevin "Brave" H., Jakob "Other" V., Stephen "Show" S., and Vernon "Unkle" W.

Despite practically bring strangers and unaware of each other up to this point, with only Brave and Vernon having any history together, not one of them had a single doubt they would all partake in this project. Such a decision bears a lot of weight and substantial personal sacrifices for everyone involved. This serves as evidence of how highly they thought of each other, along with having the confidence in a bigger belief to foresee the fundamental greatness they could potentially achieve.

On a chilly fall day, they were given the keys to their new home, an old oil-furnaced house with a recording studio being built by Vernon and Brave, along with help from friends and neighbors. They moved in a U-Haul filled with vintage analog tape machines, numerous tube amps, a Fender Rhodes, countless guitars and racks full of spring reverbs and other odd decaying effects units, drums of all kinds, microphones, and everything else they needed. They somehow managed to find a spot for everything in the moldy basement.

However, the most challenging and comical moment was when all four of them took a corner of the enormous mixing console (Tac/Amek), which was not only heavy but also large and inflexible, and attempted to twist and turn it down the narrow staircase into its final resting place.

Eventually when the hard work was over, it provided them with all the tools they would ever need and allowed them all the creative freedom to see what magic they could create as a collective group.

And so, the fun and magic carried on. For two years, inside that moldy basement, they wrote all these great songs and were able to document a lot of interesting material, resulting in a (nearly) complete yet satisfactory record of their musical journey.

Every recording they captured has been uploaded here on this Bandcamp page in its entirety, whether complete or not. This is the only location The Vernons will share their creations with the world.

You will also have the option to download any song you'd like or else have their entire catalog to take with you to enjoy & share with others!

Please do share this amazing music to others!
Thank you very much for your time. Be well..

credits

released February 20, 2020

Kevin "Brave" H. - All Instruments, Vox, engineering
Jakob "Other" V. - All instruments, engineering, mixing
Stephen "Show" S. - All instruments, vox
Vernon "Unkle" W. - All instruments, vox, engineering, mixing

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The Vernons Portland, Oregon

In Portland, OR, an award winning producer established The Vernons by bringing together 4 top young musicians with notoriety to form an All-Star group with exceptional talent. After a vast local search, he settled the group in an old house with a basement studio, were they created this original music over 2 years.
For the only time - Here is everything in its entirety they created & captured.
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